How often do you see things and think: ‘wow, that’s ridiculous!’
Clothes you’d better not wear on the day the household waste is collected. Hairstyles and mustaches that you only saw on a football field in the eighties. Your neighbor’s favorite music and the volume at which he plays it: RIDICULOUSLY LOUD! The color of his car: orange. The statues in his front yard: gnomes. Those choices of other people? Ridiculous!
I, on the other hand, have always had good taste. I never make a wrong choice. I cannot remember a single moment in my life that I am ashamed of. No wrong choices in terms of clothes or hairstyles, certainly not in my puberty. No pathetic, pretentious behavior to woo a woman. No lies about books I supposedly read to impress ‘interesting people’.
I am never ridiculous! I think.