How often do you see things where you think: “Wow, that is ridiculous!” Clothes you'd better not wear on the day the household waste is picked up. Hairstyles and mustaches that you only saw on a football field in the 80s. Your neighbor's favorite music and the volume at which he plays it: RIDICULOUSLY LOUD! The color of his car: orange . The statues in his front yard: gnomes . Those choices of other people? Ridiculous! I, on the other hand, have always had good taste . I never make a wrong choice. I cannot remember a single moment in my life that I am ashamed of. No wrong choices in terms of clothes or hairstyles, certainly not in my puberty. No pathetic, pretentious behavior to seduce a woman. No lies about books I supposedly read to impress ‘interesting people’. I am never ridiculous! I think.