How often do you see things where you think: "Wow, that is ridiculous!"
Clothes that you had better not wear on the day the household waste is collected. Hairstyles and mustaches that you only saw on a football field in the 80s. The favorite music of your neighbor and the volume at which he plays it. RIDICULOUSLY LOUD! The color of his car: orange. The statues in his front yard: gnomes. The choices of other people? Ridiculous!
I, on the other hand, have always had good taste. I never make a wrong choice. I cannot remember a single moment in my life for which I am ashamed. No wrong choices in terms of clothes or hairstyles, certainly not in my puberty. No pathetic, pretentious behavior to pick up a woman. No lies about books that I supposedly read to impress 'interesting people'.
I am never ridiculous!
I think.